Don't we all.
300 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and counting, of straight laughter. #supportDACA #supportDreamers #HereToStay
DON'T FORGET YOUR PINHOLE CAMERA.
Obviously you've never had to make it to 6PM working a desk job, Mr. Churchill.
My past largely consists of naps, so I don't see what the problem is.
At least I have the catastrophe part down!
Weekend translation: Don't ask me to do anything.
ZOMG where is Friday.
Except in my household, because I do not cook. Also I don't like talking.
Or people. Or being watched. Why are you here.
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO . . . .
Just came here to let you know earth is dying! Have a great day!
Pfffffft, you're telling me.
Well if you're Kellyanne Conway, sure.
*Heart eyes emoji*
Like how I always check to make sure sidewalk tinfoil isn't
some 12 carat diamond someone accidentally dropped.