I’ll keep this post short and sweet.
Happy Independence Day, my dears! Here’s to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness via half-assing this blog post because I have booze to go drink.
Now here are some pictures.
There’s no one there. I am talking to no one.
Zara dress, Club Monaco belt, Aldo star earrings, Donald J. Pliner Sandals.
Mmm . . .
. . . No.
Cuz ain't no one got time for a diet.
Million dollar creep-tastic smile.
TAH-DAH K BAI.
And that's about it. So remember, guys:
Sorry, I just needed to put something there. Like, I said: booze to drink.