What I would probably look like if I were named Svetlana and had a curious fascination with Attila the Hun.
I'm a born and bred Texas girl, so I doubt I'll ever be well-equipped for winter, but even I have to admit joy at the prospect of wearing things that are fuzzy and warm. And by warm I mean I don't even want to be able to tell that it's thirty degrees outside. Which means I probably should't wear a dress with knee-high slits up the sides.
Oh my god, I'd make the worst Svetlana. Attila would be so disappointed.
Retropolis jacket find.
Ebay shearling vest.
Banana Republic earrings.