Giving life to an outfit is a process. You weed out your bad ideas from your less bad ideas, and if you're me, sometimes you get lucky and end up looking like a normal person. This process started out with me looking like teenage Carrie Bradshaw, an

It then evolved to a different Carrie Bradshaw-esque look. This one emulated an outfit she wore for an episode of S ex and the City , where she did the exact same thing I'm doing here with a belt and crop top, and everyone was like, "Girl,

And finally, we get to this: what I refer to as an "outfit."

" Fashion. " Ha.

But not all is lost! Just remember, if everything goes to shit and you walk out of the house looking like the fanciest couch potato in the world, all you have to say is, "This is my personal style," and everyone will nod approvingly as if to say, "A

And then you can do whatever the fuck you want! You can go around standing on one leg, whistling and shit, and everyone will be like, "Well aren't you unique; can I be your friend?"

"Lalala, yes: yes I am. AND MAYBE. But I am very busy right now. I am preoccupied with many important thoughts and concerns at the moment."

"(I wonder what J. Lo is doing right now.)"

10/14/15

October 14, 2015 by Daniela Medina

"A" for effort. I guess.

H&M cropped hoodie.

Topshop denim vest.

H&M cropped tee.

Uniqlo tee.

J. Crew shimmer pants.

Goody headband.

Forever 21 studs.

Noir jewelry dangle earrings.

Manolo Blahnik heels. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I BOUGHT THEM FOR $66.