This could be problematic.

I think this skirt was a mistake.

I don't understand how women always wore shit like this. Chances are if I had lived in Medieval times, I would have tripped over this skirt and fallen off a bridge or something.  Chances are this can probably still happen. Yes, this skir

Although . . . if I just wear this around the apartment, the dusting and sweeping will take care of itself.  NEVERMIND, GENIUS PURCHASE.

Awwwwww yeah, no more dusting and sweeping chores for me.

Time to celebrate.

Alrighty, here we go.

And step one, and step . . .

Oh, Jesus, I'm already tired.

10/13/15

October 13, 2015 by Daniela Medina

Remember that R. Kelly song, I Believe I Can Fly? That's what plays in my head whenever I decide to wear clothes intended for tall people.

Sweater by unidentified designer, purchased at Beacon's Closet.

Skirt by BCBG Max Azria, also purchased at Beacon's Closet.

Adidas kid's sneakers. Arrested development a byproduct of the lingering resentment from having been denied a Power Wheels vehicle as a child.