It's like CliffsNotes, but for thigh-high boots: It's not exactly the whole story, but the general plot is there.

I love girls who wear over-the-knee or thigh-high boots, because I can't commit to that. Have you ever tried pulling off a pair of regular, really tight boots? It's like trying to pull your calves out of a human-sized vacuum cleaner. Now imagine that struggle with your entire leg. If I were trying to wrangle those things off after a night out, I'd most likely end up wearing them to bed like a pair of pajamas. Which is why I love these pants: they give the illusion of thigh-highs while allowing me to continue being the laziest, most non-committal person I know.

No one pay attention to how crooked that portrait is.

NU New York button up

H&M faux leather pants.

J. Crew necklace.

Zara boots.