10/27/15
I hope you don't have to pee.
Zara jacket and jumpsuit.
Mood Fabrics ribbon.
Goody headband.
Dolce Vita shoes purchased at a sample sale for five dolla.
10/26/15
I don't do diets. I do leggings.
Urban Outfitters jumpsuit.
Necessary Clothing leggings.
Zara shoes.
Sfera necklaces.
Beads of Paradise scarf.
Goody headband.
10/24/15
I mean, I tried getting fully dressed. But you know: Saturday.
BDG sweats.
Zara top, blazer, and sneakers.
Goody headband and clips.
10/23/15
Gotta love them coattails.
J. Crew tank.
Zara skirt and necklace.
Reed Krakoff shoes. BOUGHT ON TRADESY.
Blazer from my third grade tap recital. I am not kidding.
10/22/15
The fanciest plumber ever.
Zara jumpsuit and shoes.
J. Crew Factory clutch.
Forever 21 necklace and headband.
10/21/15
Well it was cold a few days ago.
Topshop shearling headwrap/warmer (?).
Thai silk scarf purchased at Beads of Paradise.
H &M bodysuit.
J. Crew skirt purchased from Retropolis in Houston.
Michael by Michael Kors boots.
Chihuahuan belt gifted to me by papi.
10/20/15
BRB, gonna go milk some cows out on my rolling green pastures.
Just kidding, I don't have a cow. Or a rolling green pasture.
But I do have a crunchy fern.
Primark overalls.
Inhabit long sleeve tee.
Zara jacket and shoes.
H & M necklace.
Dooney & Bourke purse.
Goody headband.
10/19/15
When you want to wear all the things, but can't pick just one.
My fly is open in all of these pictures. Just FYI.
J. Crew pants, tee, and clutch.
Urban Outfitters vest.
Anthropologie hair clip.
Some now-defunct store in the West Village necklace.
eBay Prada shoes.
10/18/15
Don't be fooled: I did not go outside today.
Zara suede fringe vest.
J. Crew wool pants and linen tee.
Topshop clogs and backpack.
H&M choker.
Garage sale hat.
10/17/15
The funny thing is, I prefer dogs.
Zara blazer, boots, hat, and jeans.
Lacoste polo.
Uniqlo belt.
Club Monaco gloves.
Necklace from a lovely older woman.
10/16/15
Every day I'm hustlin'.
Ahaha, that is absolutely not true.
Crewcuts button up.
J. Crew belt.
H&M necklace and skirt.
Nike sneakers.
Gym hair.
10/15/15
It's Caturday. Unless that's supposed to be Saturday, in which case, sorry.
Meowingtons bodysuit.
American Apparel skirt.
Banana Republic shoes.
A ribbon I found in a drawer.
10/14/15
"A" for effort. I guess.
H&M cropped hoodie.
Topshop denim vest.
H&M cropped tee.
Uniqlo tee.
J. Crew shimmer pants.
Goody headband.
Forever 21 studs.
Noir jewelry dangle earrings.
Manolo Blahnik heels. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I BOUGHT THEM FOR $66.
10/13/15
Remember that R. Kelly song, I Believe I Can Fly? That's what plays in my head whenever I decide to wear clothes intended for tall people.
Sweater by unidentified designer, purchased at Beacon's Closet.
Skirt by BCBG Max Azria, also purchased at Beacon's Closet.
Adidas kid's sneakers. Arrested development a byproduct of the lingering resentment from having been denied a Power Wheels vehicle as a child.
10/12/15
When the option to toss the camera's remote control to the side—and not hide it behind your back for every shot—never occurs to you. Stay in school, guys.
Skirt from Retropolis in Houston.
J. Crew merino wool turtleneck.
H&M Conscious shoes.
I've had that belt since I was maybe eight years old. And now you have an idea of what my closet looks like.